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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

I'm off to my tank guys!

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Scientology.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Wats a joke?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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