Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Republicans

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Video Games

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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