what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Enchilada

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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