- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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