- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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