- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

You should never talk to strangers.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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