Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How old are you? 20

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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