Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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whats brown? poop.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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This one sucks!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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