Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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