- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cows go moo.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hearpin my durp

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

So a black man hails a taxi...

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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