Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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