- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

I'm off to my tank guys!

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Canada

Canida

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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