What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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i love huge wieners.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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