- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

knock, knock. come in.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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