Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's clear and wet? water

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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