Alex Eggbert

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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