- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

what colour is a frog green you idiot

knock knock go away ok

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Cows go moo.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Hearpin my durp

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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