Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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poop

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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what happens during a climax apples

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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