- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

It burns when I pee sometimes.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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