- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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