- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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