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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's up? A direction...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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