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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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