What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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