- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Vagina ass.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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