Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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