Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Romney 2012

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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