- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Potato.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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