My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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