Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Black History Month

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Anti Joke

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