- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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