- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy with his family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

LOL May Wong

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Nothing yet CC

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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