- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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