- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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