Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I'm a like whore

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

hi to the world fromthe world

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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