I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Facebook...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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