- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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