- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What looks like a dick? A penis

hey bill!

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

zebras

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

obama

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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