What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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conrad profit

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Civil Rights.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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