- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No. Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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