Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Women Voting

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why?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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