What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Women.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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