A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Ebola

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

black people

rape that shit

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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