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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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