Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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