- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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