- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Society.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Where's my tractor?

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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