- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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