Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

No it isn't.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

The penn state football administration

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

9/11/2001

Chicken

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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