Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Enchilada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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