what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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sarah taylor

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2 women were sitting quietly

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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