Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a man walks into a bar it hurt

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...