An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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