What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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