- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

haha, you're an orphan

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

BWAT

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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