Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

9/11

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A black guy with his family.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

whats better than 24................. 25

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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