I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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69

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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ha.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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