What is 2+2? 4!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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