- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Looks through the peephole.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

you

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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