A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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