- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Woman's rights.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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