What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Obama

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Women's rights...

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Penis jokes.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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