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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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