Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

69, hahaha

69

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Alt F4

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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