- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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