Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Sorry boss

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What abou three times

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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